meladoodle:

monkeysgoingcrazy:

meladoodle:

let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine

the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket

not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.

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Never get too attached to anyone unless they also feel the same towards you, because one sided expectations kill you.
― (via 400eurojob)

(Source: ckgarden)

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targetfigure:

rocknrolljunkie989:

have you ever thought you meant a lot to someone and then you find out that you’re just one person out of so many others that they talk to, and compared to the way they talk to the other people, you’re really just nothing?

(Source: s-a-m-m-a-e-l)

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  • me: *pulls up to the drive thru*
  • cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
  • me: can i get a hell yeah
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